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The Sasol Women's League is the second-tier South African women's association football league, sponsored by Sasol since 2013. It is semi-professional, and operates as a provincial league, with two \"streams\" of 8-10 teams in each of South Africa's nine provinces, and each province's champion then competing in a single-location National Championship tournament.
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